I went on a date yesterday. I haven't been on a REAL date in a while. I did not have the mind set until of dating. I am a traveler. And although I would love to be traveling with someone very close and dear to me, I have accepted that these experience are for me to enjoy on my own. I am to learn about myself. Well, maybe not. A Date. Honestly. Seriously! How come when you are not thinking about it, and it is the fartherest thing from you mind... BAM you get slammed with it. I'm not unhappy about it. It was a great date. Toooooo great. I just don't get life sometimes.
Unrelated...
The best invention in the world are those paper toilet seat covers. I'm not joking. I have decided today that is THEE best invention God has ever inspired someone to create. Fuck artificial valves and x-rays. Thats just bullshit. Toilet seat covers... now that's important. It is up there right next to butt wipes and silicone based lube. I mean no, they are not necessarily going to save lives. They do however make life so much more enjoyable! What else in life do you need... besides food... and water.... and ox y gen. I will say though... i don't get the middle part of toilet seat covers. I mean you have to tear them off anyway, why even put them on there. It is more of an annoyance then a convenience.
Dating and pooping.
Why
why are they in the same post.
It just doesn't make sense.
Exactly.
1 comment:
I think dating and pooping go hand in hand....heehee.
When you are on a date, you don't necessarily want to go pooping.
When you are pooping you may be thinking about how good it is that you are not pooping on a date.
Okay, so that was ridiculous...but I tried.
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